Tuesday, May 29, 2012

smoky mike

...that this was the only damage done in the aftermath of my accidental microwave fire.  unless you count the house smelling like burnt popcorn meets bbq s'mores.  i was only trying to disinfect the sponge.  i guess i'm not an accidental housewife after all. 

Sunday, May 27, 2012

i like to move it move it

 ...that no one mistook me for an extra from 'madagascar' at the strawberry festival this weekend.  every summer i try and find a fun pair of sunnies to add to my collection.  i tell my husband the bigger buggy ones protect my delicate eyes.  he'll thank me in 50 years. 

Friday, May 25, 2012

i looked thrilled

...that i can file this under "math trainings i never have to attend again."  um... real world applications of estimation i can get behind, but this toilet paper mummy felt like a bridal shower gone terribly, terribly wrong.  for the record, my team was only 10' short in our estimation.  and i'm wearing a bulky sweater.

Monday, May 21, 2012

ice cream pants

...for color combinations that make me feel a little sassy.  and that none of my students called me "mrs. pistachio" today.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

we did it on porpoise

...that i fed and pet the stingray on our honeymoon.  all some of our family members and friends doubted i could.  and mom, they told us to slouch like that to give the ray more support and get all of us in the shot.  i promise.

Friday, May 18, 2012

it's box of fun

...for pretending to be trendy.  once a month, my birchbox arrives with all kinds of girlyness.  it can be hit or miss (february's stick on eyeliner just felt wrong, pun intended), but this month was a gem.  facewash, gold nail polish, eyeliner and hair samples?  don't mind if i do.

paging donna read

...for a library checkout my husband can totally get behind.  because, just maybe, i accidentally looked underneath our kitchen work table and saw that the steam mop doesn't quiiiite make it all the way back there.  shudder.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

she's a lady

...for feeling very ladylike today at work.  somewhere, my grandmother is nodding her head in approval.